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Sunday, September 30, 2012

When looking to find love...

Recent events, my loves. And so recently, I've been going through a break up and I've already learned some things that everyone should check out before going out with them.

-Know what they're doing in their future, or at least what they're thinking about
-Connivence: Make sure that if anything happens that you won't have to see them much
-Let them know the real you because if they don't like it, move on

For those of you who like musicals:
-Make sure he's your Christian and you his Satine
-Make sure he's good enough to be your Phantom, but he sure to not treat him like one. Roul sucks
-Be Sweeney's wife, but be you so he knows not to kill you

Invest in yourself and find a person that is complimentary to you.
Best of luck
-Hero

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Short and Sweet

     I'm getting terrible with posting. Grrrrrr........
      Anyways, somehow we went from 5 writers down to 2. Not sure what happened but you'll have to enjoy the company of Hero and me for a while. I only have a few songs for you this month...

August
1) The Dance - Charlotte Martin
2) Echo - Jason Walker
3) Feel Again - One Republic
4) Finally Found You - Enrique Iglesias

Riddle:
I fly, yet I have no wings. I cry, yet I have no eyes. Darkness follows me; lower light I never see.

I also found this quote I really like and feel like sharing: 

               “Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.”  - Terry Pratchett


                                                                              <3 illya

Saturday, September 8, 2012

Senior-itous Rant

No, my lovelies, I do not have anything against seniors, but there's this one guy (with one job!) who just drives me BONKERS! And yes, this is a trending thing with me to just vent about people and their absolute stupidity.

You need to:
-get yourself in check (I don't care how much older you are than me. I am your boss at the time, and you must listen)
-stop acting like we are friends (we've gotten into too many arguments on very important subjects for me to ever like you, and you know I don't like you)
-stop talking to me (I only act friendly when you talk to me so I don't end up stabbing you)
-stop being a prissy-pants...enough said.

Go fall in a hole
- <3 Hero

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

With a new year comes a new ho

You need to:
-stop sighing (NO ONE WANTS TO ASK YOU WHAT'S WRONG!)
-stop making little remarks to yourself like "Shoot!"
-stop grubbing for attention (I kid you not, this girl asked the art teacher if she thought she looked like crap. NO ONE, INCLUDING THE TECHER, WANTS TO LOOK AT YOUR HORSE FACE)
-stop saying "I should quit art." because if you really want me to say "This is a CLASS for LEARNING to draw." I will kill you and tell you the truth: WE ALL WANT YOU TO QUIT TOO!
-if you think I'm so freaking mean then stop hanging out with my friends (who also don't like you)
-stop talking about your "hot, stud muffin" boyfriend. we've all seen him. He looks like a troll (not even a kid-friendly troll)
-High heeled flip-flops?! Really!?!?!? You look like a five year old
-Neon pink and yellow eye shadow?! You look like you let a bear apply your makeup without the lights on
LEAVE NOW OR SO HELP ME, I WILL KICK YOU IN THE MOUTH!

Love,
Hero <3