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Sunday, March 24, 2013

Realizations

Hello lovlies. It's been awhile since anyone has talked to you, but today we'll be talking about realizations and epiphanies.

Wellllllll, a few of my friends realized that someone we used to talk to win't acknowledge our existence. We just want to know what we did wrong and want to apologize. Or at least I do.

So just let me apologize. Please. You were a great friend.

-Hero

Sunday, September 30, 2012

When looking to find love...

Recent events, my loves. And so recently, I've been going through a break up and I've already learned some things that everyone should check out before going out with them.

-Know what they're doing in their future, or at least what they're thinking about
-Connivence: Make sure that if anything happens that you won't have to see them much
-Let them know the real you because if they don't like it, move on

For those of you who like musicals:
-Make sure he's your Christian and you his Satine
-Make sure he's good enough to be your Phantom, but he sure to not treat him like one. Roul sucks
-Be Sweeney's wife, but be you so he knows not to kill you

Invest in yourself and find a person that is complimentary to you.
Best of luck
-Hero

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Short and Sweet

     I'm getting terrible with posting. Grrrrrr........
      Anyways, somehow we went from 5 writers down to 2. Not sure what happened but you'll have to enjoy the company of Hero and me for a while. I only have a few songs for you this month...

August
1) The Dance - Charlotte Martin
2) Echo - Jason Walker
3) Feel Again - One Republic
4) Finally Found You - Enrique Iglesias

Riddle:
I fly, yet I have no wings. I cry, yet I have no eyes. Darkness follows me; lower light I never see.

I also found this quote I really like and feel like sharing: 

               “Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.”  - Terry Pratchett


                                                                              <3 illya

Saturday, September 8, 2012

Senior-itous Rant

No, my lovelies, I do not have anything against seniors, but there's this one guy (with one job!) who just drives me BONKERS! And yes, this is a trending thing with me to just vent about people and their absolute stupidity.

You need to:
-get yourself in check (I don't care how much older you are than me. I am your boss at the time, and you must listen)
-stop acting like we are friends (we've gotten into too many arguments on very important subjects for me to ever like you, and you know I don't like you)
-stop talking to me (I only act friendly when you talk to me so I don't end up stabbing you)
-stop being a prissy-pants...enough said.

Go fall in a hole
- <3 Hero

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

With a new year comes a new ho

You need to:
-stop sighing (NO ONE WANTS TO ASK YOU WHAT'S WRONG!)
-stop making little remarks to yourself like "Shoot!"
-stop grubbing for attention (I kid you not, this girl asked the art teacher if she thought she looked like crap. NO ONE, INCLUDING THE TECHER, WANTS TO LOOK AT YOUR HORSE FACE)
-stop saying "I should quit art." because if you really want me to say "This is a CLASS for LEARNING to draw." I will kill you and tell you the truth: WE ALL WANT YOU TO QUIT TOO!
-if you think I'm so freaking mean then stop hanging out with my friends (who also don't like you)
-stop talking about your "hot, stud muffin" boyfriend. we've all seen him. He looks like a troll (not even a kid-friendly troll)
-High heeled flip-flops?! Really!?!?!? You look like a five year old
-Neon pink and yellow eye shadow?! You look like you let a bear apply your makeup without the lights on
LEAVE NOW OR SO HELP ME, I WILL KICK YOU IN THE MOUTH!

Love,
Hero <3

Saturday, August 25, 2012

July's Playlist

     I know, I know....I'm late again. I didn't anticipate how hard my junior year would be. Anyway, here is a playlist from June as well as the answer to the last riddle.

July
1) Love is Here - Sonohra
2) Haunted - Taylor Swift
3) Better than Revenge - Taylor Swift
4) With Ears to See and Eyes to Hear (acoustic) - Sleeping with Sirens
5) Where the Lonely Ones Roam - Digital Daggers


Riddle:
It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it?

Answer: 
The moon

        <3 illya

Sunday, August 19, 2012

GAHHH!

So I talk about things that relate to my life at the moment, correct? Yes. Usually it's about image or other people or how absolutely draining my family is. Today it'll be about my family again but this time it's about my sisters, so strap in.

Oldest:
-thinks she's the perfect one
-thinks she knows everything
-thinks she's the smartest (I have the GPA to prove I am smarter. That and i'm taking harder classes, so suck that.)
-made the most mistakes in life
-dating a dead beat
-too family traditional
-MAJOR CRITICIZER

Middle:
-too chill
-wishy washy
-uses who she wants for whatever she wants
-still has old fashioned morals
-butt whole
-cursed in front of mom today and didn't give two craps
-MAJOR CRITICIZER

Younger (maning skipping under me):
-ALWAYS ON MY BUTT!
-doesn't know how to read and is 9 years old in 3rd grade (I have no idea how she passed either)
-rude little butt
-steals my stuff
-loses my stuff
-asks for my stuff
-calls me fat
-calls me scrawny
-not even my real sister
-MAJOR CRITICIZER

Youngest:
-doesn't know english
-lies about me hitting her
-rude
-isn't potty trained but knows how to announce that she's in the act of pooping
-is soon to become a MAJOR CRITICIZER

I know you might be thinking, "This girl is a complete hypocrite." Well, you're fire-trucking right I am, but I only say mean things about them to myself in my mind and with a fake name online. Family is just really hard to deal with.

-Hero