February's Playlist

     Hello! I hope everyone had an awesome month. I'm sorry that this is late, but yesterday was insane. Music rejoins us in this months playlist. I hope you enjoy it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :))

February

1) Sorry - Sweetbox

2) I'll Be - Edwin McCain

3) We Ran Out Of CD Space - Psychostick

4) Take Me Away - Thirteen

5) Stronger - Kelly Clarkson 

                                              <3 illya

Property of Q-riouser & Q-riouser.

                            

Parents

From personal experience let me tell you the things that just get my boat about parents.

Lets start with the big man in charge: Mom.

Moms habits:

-Eating

-Complaining about weight

-Filing in silence with very awkward questions such as "You know that friend of yours you don't talk to anymore? How is she? Hoe's her boyfriend?"

-Forgetting to cook
-Throwing away your important things

-Yelling for no reason. Ex) "WHO PUT THE DISH IN THE SINK?!...oh yeah it was me...YOU ARE SO IN TROUBLE HERO!"

-Talking about one child to the other. Ex) "Hero's older sister, have you seen how Hero looked at me? She gave me the ugly eye!"

-Neglecting their children until their children stop caring then yelling to them when you find out their not okay with it. Ex) Casey Anthony

-Getting mad about you forgetting something. Ex) "Hero! YOU FORGOT TO TAKE OU THE TRASH!"

Reasons why we love mom:

-They occasionally cook

-They hug you when they feel like it

-If you miss the bus they will take you to school (but drive as slowly as possible)

-You aren't old enough to move out yet

Now reasons why dad annoys us:
-Asking empty questions that they don't care about. Ex) "How's school?...Keep up the good work."
-Yelling with mom
-Siding with you behind mom's back and then yelling at you
-Neglecting you
-Sleeping instead of anything productive
-Telling you what to do


Reasons why we love dad:
-He makes fun of mom
-$$



So obviously I blog about what is annoying me at the moment and I have family issues. I really really really with my mom would just go back out and go to her boyfriend's house because this is the first time she's seen me in two-three days and she's yelling at me like it's her job. Trust me. I'm almost the perfect child, but this post has got to be my most relieving. I hope your day isn't as bad as mine.
Hero

im sorry about this guys >__< im in a deviantart contest (weasel-warrior for any other deviants out there) so ive been busy on that. i didnt make you guys a new comic. D: i did find something old and cute for ya tho <3

... and btw I AM THAT BARITONE PLAYER WHO GOT AMY INTO SOUL EATER
>:D

Hermit

Sorry I am late on this post. I got side tracked with quite a lot yesterday. I am on yet another essay to write about. It is a bit easier. Not that it is very important but I have become very social on Skype with people around the world. I was in a chat with 6 other people yesterday and I lost track of time with that as well. The only bad thing that still bugs me is I have slowly become antisocial with friends I have known from high school and back. I basically leave my house for school and come back and never leave again. It is getting bad, I must admit. Maybe during Spring Break for colleges and high school, I may text people to hang out. Not sure what day or what we will do but it is much needed.

-SourBurglar

Crona

Hey guys, thanks to a certain little euphonium player we all know and love, I am now hooked on Soul Eater, an anime that I can watch in English on Netflix. :D If you've seen it, you must know who Crona is! I love him; he's almost the most adorable thing ever. So here's a tribute to Crona, in poem form. Squee!

Borne of a mother who loves with her fangs,
Attached to a brother who beats unrelentingly,
I am the experiment of my family,
I'm afraid of my only friend.

I can't deal with all the noises coming at me...
From every direction they yell at me commands.
I don't know what to do...
Why are they always yelling?

I don't know how to deal with my failures...
I don't think failing is acceptable;
I need to rid the earth of my mistakes when they happen...
What a terrible creature I am!

I don't know what to do
with all these people being nice to me...
They're my friends, right?
What is it like to have friends exactly?
Friends like people who are good, right?
Could I possibly have friends?

But how can I deserve real friends?
My blood is black, you know?

"Crona." February 26, 2012
Amy Bohon

Come On....Really?!?!?!?!

     Okay so usually I post on Thursday, but my guard schedule was changed so I won't have time tomorrow. I usually try to post something that brings light to an issue we all know about, so today I'm going to talk about things that really BOTHER me.

     

     First of all, all these "that awkward moment when (insert awkward moment here)" comments are annoying. First off, no one wants to hear about something gross you did (you know who you are) and putting it into an awkward moment statement doesn't make it any better. Second, it's only awkward when you make it awkward!!!!That awkward moment when your computer dies because you were too into tumblr to realize that the battery was low isn't awkward! It means you spend too much time on your computer. That awkward moment when the chain mail murderer can’t kill anyone because everyone stopped reading after “don’t read this” isn't awkward. It just means people don't want to read your spam mail! Seriously, no one cares!

     Second of all, girls complain that guys don't like them for THEM, they like them for their looks. All I have to say on the topic is that if you want guys to like YOU, don't wear clothes that are 5 sizes too small or wear so muck make up that you look like a barbie doll gone wrong (see Hero's Forever 21 ho below). Be yourself, guys would rather be with a girl who has the confidence to wear sweats and no make up and still feel beautiful than a fake girl. 

     Third of all, I hate it when a guy plays a girl. He'll tell you he likes you but then he'll turn around and break your heart only to make you fall for him again. Why do we keep falling for these guys? I don't know, we just can't help it. But these guys only like us when they think they're losing us. I've been through that before, believe me. We think we need these guys, but the sooner you realize you don't, life will be easier. Guys, if you wanted her in the first place, maybe you wouldn't have played with her mind in the first place. 

     Fourth of all, LAUGH A LITTLE! Teenagers spend so much time pretending to be depressed because that's what their friends are doing. Putting yourself in that position isn't right. Laugh. Life is short, don't waste it pushing yourself away from everyone and pulling yourself into a black pit of sadness because that's the "cool" thing to do. NEWSFLASH, it's not. It just makes people see you in a dark light and no one will want to be around you.

     Please, for the love, don't try to get attention! Just be yourself and people will flock to you!

                                                                                        <3 illya

Ho's of The Centuries

    Hello my lovelies. It has come to my attention that there are too many ho's (male and female) out there! Let's travel down the types and what they do, shall we?

1) The Stupid Ho

Known for:

-Loving bad grades

-Complaining about dumb things

-Getting confused easily

-Asking dumb questions

and...

-Being an eska-ho/eskaho (a girl who will wear a skirt/short skimpy clothes with boots in the winter or on cold days)

-Straightening hair in school hallways

2) Attention Ho

Known for:

-Posting pictures on Facebook and saying "delete or keep?" or "i don't like this picture. I look ugly" or "like my status" or "just got out of the shower. FRESH FACE!"

-Complain on Facebook about personal things, but don't tell anyone what they are. Example) "I feel so sad and alone."

-Gets new hair cut in the middle of the week and asks everyone about it

-Makes out in super public places

-"Just ate a Skittle #hate my life."

-Claiming that they will "just die" for stupid reason. Example) they tripped in school

3) Sports Ho

Known for:

-Wearing athletic shorts at school with boots (see subcategory eskaho)

-Straighten hair, but puts it in a ponytail

-Charging phones in class because they "have practice third afternoon."

-Falling asleep in class because "practice ran late yesterday."

-Wearing a sports bra as a shirt or wearing shirts with the sides/sleeves cut off to show off their waists

-Telling their teacher/coach that they couldn't do their homework because they had practice

4) Forever 21 Ho

Known for:

-Talking about the shirts they wear

-Wearing short/tight pencil skirts

-Buying clothes too small/tight

-Talking about the great bargain (of just $100) they got for said item of clothing

-Spends at least 20 minutes on hair alone

-Spends at least an hour on their super black eyeliner/mascara #extra large black sharpie

5) Fat/Short Ho

Known for:

-Wearing smaller clothes than they can fit

-Belly botton pierced

-Claiming that they are "fun sized."

-Hinting toward lezbianism

-Takes pictures of their boobs/butt

-Showing tan lines in pictures on purpose

6) Over All Ho

Known for:

-Yoga pants. enough said

-"I'm bi, but I wouldn't have sex with a girl."

-Owns more than 20 pairs of Toms 

-Big hoop earrings. "The bigger the O the bigger the ho!"

-Makes "vs." pictures

-Uses q's for g's. example) lovinq 

    That should be enough for today guys. Of course there are more types and kinds of ho's out there, but I don't think there's enough time in the world to list that.

That's all FOLKS!

Hero