Lets start with the big man in charge: Mom.
Moms habits:
-Eating
-Complaining about weight
-Filing in silence with very awkward questions such as "You know that friend of yours you don't talk to anymore? How is she? Hoe's her boyfriend?"
-Forgetting to cook
-Throwing away your important things
-Throwing away your important things
-Yelling for no reason. Ex) "WHO PUT THE DISH IN THE SINK?!...oh yeah it was me...YOU ARE SO IN TROUBLE HERO!"
-Talking about one child to the other. Ex) "Hero's older sister, have you seen how Hero looked at me? She gave me the ugly eye!"
-Neglecting their children until their children stop caring then yelling to them when you find out their not okay with it. Ex) Casey Anthony
-Getting mad about you forgetting something. Ex) "Hero! YOU FORGOT TO TAKE OU THE TRASH!"
Reasons why we love mom:
-They occasionally cook
-They hug you when they feel like it
-If you miss the bus they will take you to school (but drive as slowly as possible)
-You aren't old enough to move out yet
Now reasons why dad annoys us:
-Asking empty questions that they don't care about. Ex) "How's school?...Keep up the good work."
-Yelling with mom
-Siding with you behind mom's back and then yelling at you
-Neglecting you
-Sleeping instead of anything productive
-Telling you what to do
Reasons why we love dad:
-He makes fun of mom
-$$
So obviously I blog about what is annoying me at the moment and I have family issues. I really really really with my mom would just go back out and go to her boyfriend's house because this is the first time she's seen me in two-three days and she's yelling at me like it's her job. Trust me. I'm almost the perfect child, but this post has got to be my most relieving. I hope your day isn't as bad as mine.
Hero

-Asking empty questions that they don't care about. Ex) "How's school?...Keep up the good work."
-Yelling with mom
-Siding with you behind mom's back and then yelling at you
-Neglecting you
-Sleeping instead of anything productive
-Telling you what to do
Reasons why we love dad:
-He makes fun of mom
-$$
So obviously I blog about what is annoying me at the moment and I have family issues. I really really really with my mom would just go back out and go to her boyfriend's house because this is the first time she's seen me in two-three days and she's yelling at me like it's her job. Trust me. I'm almost the perfect child, but this post has got to be my most relieving. I hope your day isn't as bad as mine.
Hero
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