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Saturday, September 22, 2012

Short and Sweet

     I'm getting terrible with posting. Grrrrrr........
      Anyways, somehow we went from 5 writers down to 2. Not sure what happened but you'll have to enjoy the company of Hero and me for a while. I only have a few songs for you this month...

August
1) The Dance - Charlotte Martin
2) Echo - Jason Walker
3) Feel Again - One Republic
4) Finally Found You - Enrique Iglesias

Riddle:
I fly, yet I have no wings. I cry, yet I have no eyes. Darkness follows me; lower light I never see.

I also found this quote I really like and feel like sharing: 

               “Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.”  - Terry Pratchett


                                                                              <3 illya

Saturday, September 8, 2012

Senior-itous Rant

No, my lovelies, I do not have anything against seniors, but there's this one guy (with one job!) who just drives me BONKERS! And yes, this is a trending thing with me to just vent about people and their absolute stupidity.

You need to:
-get yourself in check (I don't care how much older you are than me. I am your boss at the time, and you must listen)
-stop acting like we are friends (we've gotten into too many arguments on very important subjects for me to ever like you, and you know I don't like you)
-stop talking to me (I only act friendly when you talk to me so I don't end up stabbing you)
-stop being a prissy-pants...enough said.

Go fall in a hole
- <3 Hero

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

With a new year comes a new ho

You need to:
-stop sighing (NO ONE WANTS TO ASK YOU WHAT'S WRONG!)
-stop making little remarks to yourself like "Shoot!"
-stop grubbing for attention (I kid you not, this girl asked the art teacher if she thought she looked like crap. NO ONE, INCLUDING THE TECHER, WANTS TO LOOK AT YOUR HORSE FACE)
-stop saying "I should quit art." because if you really want me to say "This is a CLASS for LEARNING to draw." I will kill you and tell you the truth: WE ALL WANT YOU TO QUIT TOO!
-if you think I'm so freaking mean then stop hanging out with my friends (who also don't like you)
-stop talking about your "hot, stud muffin" boyfriend. we've all seen him. He looks like a troll (not even a kid-friendly troll)
-High heeled flip-flops?! Really!?!?!? You look like a five year old
-Neon pink and yellow eye shadow?! You look like you let a bear apply your makeup without the lights on
LEAVE NOW OR SO HELP ME, I WILL KICK YOU IN THE MOUTH!

Love,
Hero <3

Saturday, August 25, 2012

July's Playlist

     I know, I know....I'm late again. I didn't anticipate how hard my junior year would be. Anyway, here is a playlist from June as well as the answer to the last riddle.

July
1) Love is Here - Sonohra
2) Haunted - Taylor Swift
3) Better than Revenge - Taylor Swift
4) With Ears to See and Eyes to Hear (acoustic) - Sleeping with Sirens
5) Where the Lonely Ones Roam - Digital Daggers


Riddle:
It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it?

Answer: 
The moon

        <3 illya

Sunday, August 19, 2012

GAHHH!

So I talk about things that relate to my life at the moment, correct? Yes. Usually it's about image or other people or how absolutely draining my family is. Today it'll be about my family again but this time it's about my sisters, so strap in.

Oldest:
-thinks she's the perfect one
-thinks she knows everything
-thinks she's the smartest (I have the GPA to prove I am smarter. That and i'm taking harder classes, so suck that.)
-made the most mistakes in life
-dating a dead beat
-too family traditional
-MAJOR CRITICIZER

Middle:
-too chill
-wishy washy
-uses who she wants for whatever she wants
-still has old fashioned morals
-butt whole
-cursed in front of mom today and didn't give two craps
-MAJOR CRITICIZER

Younger (maning skipping under me):
-ALWAYS ON MY BUTT!
-doesn't know how to read and is 9 years old in 3rd grade (I have no idea how she passed either)
-rude little butt
-steals my stuff
-loses my stuff
-asks for my stuff
-calls me fat
-calls me scrawny
-not even my real sister
-MAJOR CRITICIZER

Youngest:
-doesn't know english
-lies about me hitting her
-rude
-isn't potty trained but knows how to announce that she's in the act of pooping
-is soon to become a MAJOR CRITICIZER

I know you might be thinking, "This girl is a complete hypocrite." Well, you're fire-trucking right I am, but I only say mean things about them to myself in my mind and with a fake name online. Family is just really hard to deal with.

-Hero

Saturday, August 11, 2012

.......Let Me Do My Job!!!!!

     I've been MIA for the past few weeks and I apologize for that. Band camp and school have gotten the better of me. Okay so marching band has started which means cramming AP homework, posting, and practice on Thursdays, so I will be moving back to Wednesday (until guard starts that is).

     So in the past year or so I've been developing my photography techniques and trying to improve as an artist. In order to do that, I need a model. I always use the same girl which isn't good because you aren't experimenting with different people and different settings. I don't have a problem using the same person....until they start to think that they can tell me how to run my photoshoot or think that they can make their own schedule. I told her a week in advance that I need her and she cancelled. So we worked out another date...and she cancelled. This happened several more times until she blamed me for telling her at the "last minute" that I needed her. When we do go on a photoshoot, I have an idea of the pictures I want to take, and she refuses then tell me to do something else. At school, we were taking our band pictures and we went in for a section picture then another girl told the photographer how to pose us. Okay 1) LET HER DO HER JOB 2) If she was hired to take pictures of 178 people and their sections, she obviously knows what she is doing. People, photographers know what they're doing, so stop telling them what to do. We are artists, so stop trying to cage us. Also....just because you can aim and shoot doesn't mean you're a photographer....
                                            Thank you

Riddle:
It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it? 

<3 illya
                       

Sunday, August 5, 2012

School!

It's back to school for this lady bug, and let me tell you, I'm NOT READY! I'm just going to list pros and cons of the high school years.

Freshman Year:
-Get lost
-Realize no one is going to help you study
-Realize you need to change the way you study
-Freshman Friday
-Introduced to the big world of "cool high school parties" (Like normal birthday parties minus the cake, but with dumb people you hate)
-Now you can sit anywhere you like at lunch

Sophomore Year:
-Sorta lost
-Leverage over the freshman
-Hated/Over looked by every other class
-Bored
-Bored
-Bored
-Gateway D:

Junior Year:
-MOST WORK
-Heaviest year to go through
-Upper class (What What! :))
-Junior dues
-Prom
-SAT
-ACT

Senior Year:
-Senior dues
-Breeze by year
-Rulers of them ALL
-Graduation
-Getting out of high school


I cant wait to be done with it all.

-Hero