Names Of Colors

As you can see, I've run out of rants because I'm really not pissed off anymore, now that the school year is over. Today we will be ranting over COLORS! With the help of my sidekick, LONG DONG McDOUGAN SHLONG, we will be going on a rainbowtastic journey. Sit back and enjoy this rant, my lovelies.

Reds:
-Brick red (seriously...bricks have many different shades of red)
-Crimson (I'm thinking of The Crimson Chin *bum bum bum dun!*)
-Mahogany (The crapy burgundy)
-Tomato red (The red that you find with your kid's menu)

Orange:
-Red-Orange (the left over orange mixed with the left over red wax)
-Burnt orange (The same but with brown instead of red)
-Rust orange (Gross yellow and orange mix)
-Bright Orange (The only crayon left in the 64 pack after kindergarden)

Yellow:
Yellow is too awesome so no hate.

Green:
-Seafoam Green (Not really green, but not really blue)
-Forest Green (when used whilst drawing an actual forest it is too dark to be used)
-Yellow-Green (thank you for vomiting and calling it a color)
-Legit Vomit Green

Blue:
-Sky Blue (Sky blue should be the color of the sky)
-Cobalt Blue (Never ever has any use in my paintings)
-Other than that blue is pretty freakin' awesome

Purple:
-Purple is like pluto, it shouldn't be a thing
-Plum (looks like purple poo in the box, looks like purple poo on the picture)
-Bruised Purple (Ow...)

Until the next next week, my loves.

-Hero